How to Scream Like an Idiot

This post is old, so what you see here may not reflect my current opinion and mindset, certain information may be outdated, and links may be broken.

– Have a long week at work and an equally long day of work on a Friday. Check.

– Go to a HOF you constantly frequent with a good friend. Check.

– Order some apple soju cocktail and start to get pissed buzzed. Check.

– Get your caller waiting to go off while talking on the cell phone. Check.

– Become annoyed at the annoying beeping noise of the said caller wait. Check.

– Receive a text message after the aggravating beeping sounds. Check.

– Read the text message and stare at it in a dumbfounded manner. Check.

– Continue to stare at it and then whisper, “Oh my, Gods.” Check.

– In a strangle voice say “It’s Mi Son — she’s in Korea.” Check. (Who, by the way, is my best friend currently living in Guam.)

– Ignore your friend’s confused “what” and call the number back. Check.

– After getting Mi Son on the phone, in a controlled (somewhat) voice, scream the following: I’m going to fucking kill you. OMG. When did you get here? I’m going to fucking kill you. Why did you not tell me you were coming? OMG. I can’t believe you’re here, this can’t be possible, but I don’t fucking care since you are! I will fucking kill you when I see you!!!!! Check.

– Finish my crap on the computer, open up my packages, and sleep for a busy day tomorrow. Check.

*stops hyperventilating* Wow. What a surprise. I cannot believe she’s here. OMG. She’s here until February 26. If I disappear, you know what I’m doing. OMFG. Somebody up there loves me. I don’t know who or what, but they do. Oh man. The next ten days will be absolutely, positively, infinitely awesome that words will fail me. Instead, I will squeal and scream like the bloody idiot I am.


  1. LoL
    sounds like you have a busy cellphone life
    i dont have a busy cell phone life
    AT ALL lol

  2. Aww, I always love that feeling of being surprised by a friend like that :) Have fun!

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